And on the 8th day, god said "let there be good boys!"
Me reading the title: ugh this is gonna be some tightass who thinks tattoos are trashy or something 🙄
Me reading what the tattoo was:
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girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
“But helping poor people should be voluntary.”
And even when it is, people still have a problem with it.
This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.
this reply in the comments tho
my favorite thing is to say “investing in” instead of “buying”
just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries
always some kind of fucking temperature
One thing about me is I am not doing so well